The Real Housewives of Atlanta: Reunion

I shouldn't say this, but I LOVE when b*tches act up!

I'm assuming you've watched the show, so I'm not gonna recap too much on the past episodes.

But tonight the ladies of Atlanta were basically having at it. NeNe got a Mary J-esque hair cut...which looks good, but makes her look more like a b*tch.

Which by the way, it's one thing to speak you're mind and say whatever you want because it's your opinion, but NeNe talks sh*t, then gets mad if someone "heard" her say something and gets mad.

It's like, 'HELLLLLOOOO! You're known for talking smack, so I would be more inclined to believe someone when they say you were talking crap'.

She's unreasonable, and ghetto...

Kim is a flip-flopper, and she just wants everyone to be her friend. I'm sure if they were issuing Be Black cards, she would be first in line. She just said some things on the show that makes me think she's very thirsty.

Sheree is smooth. She may be a b*tch to some, but you gotta admit, she doesn't look or sound as ridiculous as NeNe when she gets into it with folks.

Lisa is great, although she got busted for going back and telling Sheree what NeNe said about Kim's bad singing in the limo. But Lisa fessed up to it, like a woman, and everything is squashed on that end.

DeShawn is boring, and more neutral the Whitney Port from The Hills. She might as well not have been there.

Sheree stated that DeShawn (or Shani as she likes to address herself when calling folks that don't know her, but she expect them to know her nickname) should've contacted her about doing the auction for her failed fundraiser. Which was true. But DeShawn says that she doesn't operate that way. Well how DO you operate?! People are just suppose to know what you want and it magically appears....kinda like when your cook makes waffles in the morning for your kids.

Now that isn't to say I'm against anyone having a maid staff of chef. I don't knock it at all. I plan on getting a maid, and a nanny when I start a family. Don't hate...

Kim talked about how she had cancer...or didn't. The doctors thought she did, but it turned out to be something else...that she doesn't want to disclose.

What the f*ck could that be? Unless it's the Hive (I don't like to say the big one) what other disease is sooo bad that she couldn't talk about it. Hell, maybe someone else suffers from it, or a doctor watches and can help.... whatever. It just makes me think she's making up some sh*t.

NeNe is fake. She says one thing, then says another. But as long as she's brash...it's cute and funny. But it ain't. It's ghetto mess.

No one hit anyone, which pissed me off.

That's what pisses me off about ALL reality shows. No one hits anyone! In real life, people hit all of the time....it's called COPS!

All in all, I wouldn't do the Housewives show. The show is out to make you look like a sorry-a*s gold digger, and the moment you try to flip your money, you're deemed a joke. Meanwhile, America gets to pass judgement on you, then you have to defend yourself to a bunch of people who WISH they had your life.

The 2008 American Music Awards: Recap

Okay, I think you all should know that I'm not an award show fan. Unless my favorite performing artist are performing, I could care less. Being in the fashion industry forces me to watch red carpet fashions...which isn't soo bad. It's those long awards shows that pick favorites and give people like Rihanna an award.

And I know, 'everyone loves Rihanna'. Yes, she's beautiful and has style. But she can't sing (especially live), and she doesn't dance. She kinda just stands there on stage with great costumes on, sounding like a dying goat. And If I want dying goat, I listen to Shakira (whom I LOVE).

So, I picked my favorites to talk about. So here it goes....

Queen Latifah did a little MC work. Very nostalgic. Loved her ensembles for the night. She did a collabo with Alicia Keys, and another woman who I'm assuming is a legendary opera singer. This was the show's closer, so I didn't get all the info.

Scott Weiland introduced Pink, and he was LIT!!!! However, he did a great job reading the teleprompter. I would've been like 'f*ck aaaaaaaalllll of y'all' if I were drunk.

Pink was singing about some sh*t that f*cked her up...it's either that or her talkin' crap about another Hollywood tramp a la Hilton. I'm not a Pink fan, so this was the first time I heard the song. She did a good performance, but the b*tch needs some therapy.

Okay, I heard that New Kids On the Block were reuniting. I thought it was the corniest thing I ever heard. However, when they performed a medley of their old hits, I got teary eyed. I remember hangin' tough....and Donnie was my FAVORITE. But now he has a MAD COW LICK. Still, good job boys!

Ne-Yo did a great job. The dancer in red (lower right hand corner) was awesome.

Happy Birthday Miley. She tried to rip it up. It was good, but I think she just wanted to perform and get the hell out of there so she can go celebrate her birthday with her peps.

Christina Aguilera performed as the opening act. They should've closed it. She f*cked up on Genie In a Bottle slightly. She really didn't sing or dance. She mostly just did her usual "ohhhhh yeahhhh YEAAAAH OOOOOOOOOO". Waste of time. Go burp your baby.

Beyonce, Beyonce. To be honest, I only watched to see if she was gonna do something HOT. Basically it was the same caliber as the Good Morning America (or Today Show...one of those morning shows that middle aged mothers let their child skip school to see someone perform in the cold-a*s New York Winter). Her energy was high, but it wasn't worth watching 2 hours of bull-shit to wait for. You know what? I always have these high expectations for Beyonce, and she always leaves me feeling kinda jipped. Even when it was a good performance. I just believe that she can do better, and she never really goes to that level. Over hype much.

All in all, the show sucked. I could've been working out instead of watching and hoping.

Welcome!

This is When The Pot Calls The Kettle Black. It's pretty self-explanatory.

I'm going to talk about occurrences in pop-culture; from Lindsay whorish-ness, to Diddy's lame reality show about being his assistant.

I'm going to use 'vulgar' language, and I'm generally offensive.

This is not Perez Hilton, so don't expect me to talk smack one minute and be thirsty to take a pic with that same person the next. Sorry Perez, but you come off a bit too-faced. But whatever works for him.

I'm not a mean person, but I'm probably in denial. So bare with me.

One may ask, 'How do YOU qualify' to judge others?'. Well, I'm human, and I have eyes. And being that I have my own mind and live in a supposed free country, that gives me a pretty sharp CV.

Hey, if people can go on reality TV only to claim they are stars the next, then I can b*tch about other folks and their mishaps.


I will try to honest when picking favorites, because once again I DO have them.

I encourage all to leave comments, and get stuff off their chest. You can also email me about a topic or question you may have pertaining to pop-culture.

Until next time.....